Posted August 20, 2009 in Blog, Celebrity Plastic Surgery, Uncategorized

"I wish that I had a twin so that I could see what I would look like without plastic surgery" Joan Rivers

Reigning plastic surgery (some good, some not so good) spokesperson Joan Rivers, author of “Men Are Stupid, and They Like Big Boobs” was recently roasted on Comedy Central. Cheers to Joan for having the courage to be roasted with so much on her face to be roasted about.
Here are the top 5, some from Joan herself:

1. “My motto is ‘Better a new face coming out of an old car than an old face coming out of a new car.’ Spend your money on you.”

— Joan Rivers

2. “You used to look your age. Now you don’t even look your species.”

— Greg Giraldo

3. “I know that deep down you have a very, very warm heart, your only original part left.”

— Brad Garrett

4. “You know, my Joanie, Jewish girls are supposed to grow up and marry doctors, not support them.”

— Kathy Griffin

5. “Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can pay for the plastic surgery.”

— Joan Rivers